Twitter Stupidity

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Jenny my Love, you've stolen my heart, my soul and of course anything you find in my pants. XXXXXXOOOOO ;^)

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They just finished trailer racing at the truck show. A true art form. It's banned in California...

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REGARDLESS OF HOW FREQUENTLY I've purchased a spare seat in the past, the real story is: I fit not only their criteria, but also the seat

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Demi Lovato - 02/22/10 (1 Comments)

Anybody wanna play with my hair till I fall asleep? Pweease?

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Dana White - 02/22/10 (1 Comments)

@CPDOGG go tweet john mayher you fucking geek

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Kim Kardashian - 02/22/10 (1 Comments)

Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!

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Adrianne Curry - 02/17/10 (1 Comments)

It's official.2day I have been married2my husband longer than his last2marriages..I beat them bitches out..&it looks like i'll keep goin! ;)

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Reggie Bush - 02/17/10 (2 Comments)

LMAO! So I'm @ the airport and I tip the dude @ Curbside $7 & he stood there and counted it in front of me then made a face like that's it?

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Kim Kardashian - 02/17/10 (1 Comments)

I'm on the airplane...love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshall makes me feel safe!

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Khloe Kardashian - 02/17/10 (1 Comments)

Who's in Vegas?

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Jessica Simpson - 02/22/10 (48 Comments)

I'm thinking about getting a pet pig. Does this mean I'll have to give up pork?

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Your Mom - 08/25/10 (1 Comments)

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Ricky Martin - 02/15/10 (1 Comments)

LISTEN and SILENT are spelled with the same letters

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Jonathan Gunson - 10/08/10 (1 Comments)

Astounding number of intelligent replies on Twitter ... is it the time of day? Is England awake and America asleep?

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Aaron Wall - 02/18/10 (2 Comments)

you act like you pull down your shitty scraped content for pages with original content on them. YOU DO NOT. so that is another lie

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Sarah Silverman - 02/17/10 (1 Comments)

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that fundamentalists of EVERY religion are human garbage

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John Mayor - 02/17/10 (1 Comments)

It feels like a Saturday. I know today is Saturday but it feels more like a Saturday from three weeks ago.

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Demi Lovato - 02/15/10 (6 Comments)

He's not you're prince charming if he doesn't make sure you know that you're his princess. ;)

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Rep. Jason Chaffetz - 02/15/10 (2 Comments)

Devastated. I am devastated. Just watched the latest "Better Know A District" episode on Colbert Report. Utah's Third is still not lit up!

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@crystalfun124 - 11/17/11 (3 Comments)

"we are like the sisterhood of panera salads"